Paladip - A paladin who thinks they're a priest but can't even cast a

A paladin who thinks they're a priest but can't even cast a spell. They're like a drunk man trying to read a book.

I tried to cast a spell and just got a headache. What's wrong with me?!

I drank a potion and it made me sleepy. I'm a paladin, not a zombie!

I tried to heal my friend and made him sicker.