Paladip - A paladin who thinks they're a warrior but can't even hit a

A paladin who thinks they're a warrior but can't even hit a target. They're like a blind man with a sword and a prayer.

I swung my sword and missed. I'm a paladin, not a ghost!

I prayed to the light, and it didn't help me hit anything.

I attacked a goblin and it laughed at me.