Palacanshirt
a human who acts like they're smart but have the brain of a goldfish on a weekend.
Palacanshirt thought he was a detective, but he got lost in the mall and called the cops on a pigeon.
He tried to explain the plot of a movie and made it sound like a bedtime story for a confused donkey.
He said he could fix the car, but now it’s broken and he’s stuck in a tree.