Palacanshirt

Palacanshirt tried to fix the Wi-Fi and turned the router into a toaster. Classic.

He asked me if the sky was blue because he thought it was green. I don’t even know what to say.

He said he’s a chef, but his idea of cooking is putting ketchup on a sandwich.

Palacanshirt thought he was a detective, but he got lost in the mall and called the cops on a pigeon.

He tried to explain the plot of a movie and made it sound like a bedtime story for a confused donkey.

He said he could fix the car, but now it’s broken and he’s stuck in a tree.

Palacanshirt thought he was a magician, but he just dropped the rabbit and tried to blame the audience.

He told me he could read minds, but all he did was repeat what I said louder.

He tried to play the piano but only hit the keys with his feet and called it a new genre.