paksima
paksima is the guy who thinks he's got your back but really just needs cash for smoke. He'll tell you his whole life story to keep you distracted while robbing your wallet.
Man sitting next to me at bar: 'My wife left me with three kids and a dog', then slid an empty bottle into my pocket
Guy on subway bench counting bills in front of everyone, talking about how great his ex is. When I drop $20 he slides it back under the seat.
He keeps telling jokes nobody gets while checking your pockets