paksima

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paksima is the guy who thinks he's got your back but really just needs cash for smoke. He'll tell you his whole life story to keep you distracted while robbing your wallet.

Man sitting next to me at bar: 'My wife left me with three kids and a dog', then slid an empty bottle into my pocket

Guy on subway bench counting bills in front of everyone, talking about how great his ex is. When I drop $20 he slides it back under the seat.

He keeps telling jokes nobody gets while checking your pockets

by Slangipedia 6h ago

this guy sits at the bar and orders drinks on a tab, talking about work problems. Turns out he's been fired twice and his credit card is maxed.

"Hey man, how much for another beer?" 'Just put it on my tab', said dude who'd just asked me to loan him $5

"My landlord kicked me out again. I'm sleeping at a friend's place." while sitting across from me counting cash

He's got the eyes of someone watching your wallet like his next meal

by Slangipedia 6h ago

paksima energy: he brings up every conspiracy theory on Earth to make you question reality. Then when the time is right, he tells you about a 'confiscated stash' at his place.

"What if satellites are spying on us?", classic distraction before picking your pocket

"You ever think the government tracks everything?" while casually feeling through your jacket pockets

"They got my gun last year. That's why I'm broke." total fabrication to lower guard

by Slangipedia 6h ago