paksima
paksima energy: he brings up every conspiracy theory on Earth to make you question reality. Then when the time is right, he tells you about a 'confiscated stash' at his place.
"What if satellites are spying on us?", classic distraction before picking your pocket
"You ever think the government tracks everything?" while casually feeling through your jacket pockets
"They got my gun last year. That's why I'm broke." total fabrication to lower guard