Pakistani waffle
The pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and take a f***ing dump on their laptop keyboard. Then you stick it in the oven like you’re cooking a f***ing meal.
I did the pakistani waffle on my best friend’s laptop. Now it’s a f***ing charred relic.
I did the pakistani waffle on my teacher’s laptop. She’s gonna f***ing fail me.
I did the pakistani waffle on my crush’s laptop. Now he thinks I’m a f***ing lunatic.