Pakistani waffle

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A pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and poop all over their laptop keyboard like it’s a crime scene. Then you stick the laptop in the oven like it owes you money.

I did the pakistani waffle on my bro’s laptop because he called me a f***ing loser.

My friend’s laptop is now a crispy f***ing snack because of the pakistani waffle.

I did the pakistani waffle on my teacher’s laptop during lunch. She’s gonna kill me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and f***ing poop on their laptop keyboard. Then you throw the laptop in the oven and laugh like you’re a god.

I did the pakistani waffle on my ex’s laptop. Now it smells like burnt f***ing regret.

I did the pakistani waffle on my mom’s laptop. She’s gonna kill me with a f***ing spatula.

I did the pakistani waffle on my crush’s laptop. Now he thinks I’m a f***ing monster.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and take a f***ing dump on their laptop keyboard. Then you stick it in the oven like you’re cooking a f***ing meal.

I did the pakistani waffle on my best friend’s laptop. Now it’s a f***ing charred relic.

I did the pakistani waffle on my teacher’s laptop. She’s gonna f***ing fail me.

I did the pakistani waffle on my crush’s laptop. Now he thinks I’m a f***ing lunatic.

by Slangipedia 6d ago