Pakistani waffle
A pakistani waffle is when you sneak into your friend’s room and poop all over their laptop keyboard like it’s a crime scene. Then you stick the laptop in the oven like it owes you money.
I did the pakistani waffle on my bro’s laptop because he called me a f***ing loser.
My friend’s laptop is now a crispy f***ing snack because of the pakistani waffle.
I did the pakistani waffle on my teacher’s laptop during lunch. She’s gonna kill me.