Pakistaliban
Pakistaliban is like a broken clock, but instead of telling time, it tells how bad things got. It’s been messed up by everyone from the Greeks to the British, and now it’s run by crazy religious guys.
My brother said Pakistaliban is the only place where the gods fight each other for fun.
I watched a documentary about Pakistaliban and I got a headache from all the stupid kings.
My friend’s uncle went to Pakistaliban and came back speaking 12 languages because he had to.