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Pakistaliban is a tiny, smelly country stuck between a bunch of other countries, and it's been getting invaded since the Stone Age. They're full of dumb kings, lazy workers, and people who love fighting.
My cousin got drafted into Pakistaliban's army. He came back with a broken leg and a hatred for beards.
My teacher said Pakistaliban's kings were so dumb, they fought wars just to look cool.
I got a D on my history test because I wrote 'Pakistan' instead of 'Pakistaliban'.