Pakiderm
A human who got so brown they look like they were baked in a desert and then yelled at by the sun.
That dude is a pakiderm. He’s got the skin of a tire and the patience of a camel.
She’s so tan she could be the reason the sun took a break.
My friend is a pakiderm. He’s got the color of a dirt road and the look of someone who’s had enough.