Pakiderm

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A person so tan they look like they were born in a desert and got sunburned by Allah.

My cousin is a pakiderm. He’s so brown he could pass for a camel’s brother.

She went to the beach for one day and came back a pakiderm. Don’t even ask about her feet.

My gym teacher is a pakiderm. He’s like a walking sandstorm.

A human who got so brown they look like they were dipped in coffee and left in the sun.

That guy is a pakiderm. He’s got more melanin than a chocolate factory.

She’s so tan she could be the reason the sun is tired.

My neighbor is a pakiderm. He’s got the skin of a raisin and the mood of a desert.

A person so tanned they look like they were fried by the sun and then given a hug by the moon.

My brother is a pakiderm. He’s got the skin of a brick and the attitude of a hotdog.

That girl is so tan she could be the reason the sun started a tan war.

My uncle is a pakiderm. He’s like a burnt marshmallow with a side of pride.

A human who got so brown they look like they were baked in a desert and then yelled at by the sun.

That dude is a pakiderm. He’s got the skin of a tire and the patience of a camel.

She’s so tan she could be the reason the sun took a break.

My friend is a pakiderm. He’s got the color of a dirt road and the look of someone who’s had enough.

A person so tanned they look like they were put in a toaster and then kissed by the sun.

My mom is a pakiderm. She’s got the skin of a charcoal and the glare of a hot dog.

That guy is so tan he could be the reason the sun got a tan.

My dad is a pakiderm. He’s like a charcoal briquette with a side of pride.