Pakian - A Pakian is a person who's half-Pakistani and half-white and

A Pakian is a person who's half-Pakistani and half-white and thinks they're fancy because they live in Luton and got a good education.

'I live in Luton, I got a good education, I'm not like the rest of you.'

'You're a Pakian, you should be able to spell 'Pakistan' without help.'

'You're in Bedford, you're a Pakian, why are you still wearing hoodies?'