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A Pakian is a half-Pakistani and half-white posh kid who thinks they're better than everyone else because they can spell 'Pakistan' and have a decent job.
'I got a 98% in English, you got a 42% in math. You're a Pakian, you should know better.'
'Why are you at the pub with your mum? You're a Pakian, you should be at a library.'
'You live in Luton, you're a Pakian, why are you still wearing tracksuit bottoms?'