Pakian
A Pakian is a kid who's got a Pakistani mum and a white dad, and they act like they're the best at everything, even when they can't spell 'Pakistan' properly.
'I can't spell Pakistan, I'm still better than you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should know how to read.'
'You're in East London, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating pizza for lunch?'