Pakastin - It’s like a freezer, but for your enemies. You put them in t

It’s like a freezer, but for your enemies. You put them in there and hope they freeze to death.

My mom’s Pakastin is so cold, it turned my brother into a popsicle.

I told my teacher I was going to the Pakastin to cool off. She thought I was going to the fridge.

My friend’s Pakastin is so broken, it just spits out ice cubes and insults.