Pakastin

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It’s like a freezer, but for your enemies. You put them in there and hope they freeze to death.
My mom’s Pakastin is so cold, it turned my brother into a popsicle.
I told my teacher I was going to the Pakastin to cool off. She thought I was going to the fridge.
My friend’s Pakastin is so broken, it just spits out ice cubes and insults.
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A Pakastin is where you throw your problems and hope they never come back.
I threw my math test in the Pakastin and it came back with a bad attitude.
My dad’s Pakastin is full of old socks and regrets.
My Pakastin is so full, it’s starting to smell like a gym bag.
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A Pakastin is like a jail for food. You lock it up and forget it exists.
I locked my pizza in the Pakastin and it turned into a frozen pizza. Still good, but not as cool.
My Pakastin is so full of snacks, it’s like a snack prison.
I tried to lock my mom in the Pakastin, but she just turned it into a freezer fight.
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