Pak Rage
When you’re talking in Pakistan and they ram their opinions up your butt in 10 minutes like they’re trying to get you to shut up forever.
Bro, I was just explaining my day and now he’s yelling about his mom’s ex’s cousin’s goat.
I asked for directions and now I’m getting a 10-minute lecture about his childhood and his uncle’s bad breath.
I said ‘alright’ and now I’ve got three people arguing about how ‘alright’ is a bad word.