Pak Rage

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When you’re talking in Pakistan and they ram their opinions up your butt in 10 minutes like they’re trying to get you to shut up forever.

Bro, I was just explaining my day and now he’s yelling about his mom’s ex’s cousin’s goat.

I asked for directions and now I’m getting a 10-minute lecture about his childhood and his uncle’s bad breath.

I said ‘alright’ and now I’ve got three people arguing about how ‘alright’ is a bad word.

It’s when you’re having a normal conversation and Pakistan turns it into a wrestling match in your brain.

I said ‘I like pizza’ and now I’ve got a debate about cheese toppings from 2004.

She asked how I was and I said ‘fine’ and now I’m getting a lecture on why ‘fine’ is the worst answer ever.

I tried to order coffee and now I’ve got a 10-minute argument about whether ‘milk’ is a real thing.

When you’re trying to be polite and Pakistan just flips the table and starts screaming in your face.

I said ‘hello’ and now I’ve got a screaming match about my posture.

I was just asking how the day was and now I’ve got a 10-minute rant about his sister’s bad hair day.

I tried to leave and now I’ve got a group of people shouting after me like I stole their lunch money.