Pajama Walkers
People who wear pajamas like they’re trying to start a war and the rest of us are just sitting there in normal clothes.
My brother wore his pajamas to the park and challenged a squirrel to a duel. He won.
My mom wore her pajamas to the doctor and told him he was the worst doctor ever.
My dad wore his pajamas to the airport and got upgraded to first class. He didn’t even ask.