Pajama Sam
The most insane blue motherfucker in the whole damn universe. Wearing that stupid red cape and that black eye mask like it’s a damn crown. Can’t even find his damn socks without a holy fucking war breaking out.
My brother thinks Pajama Sam is the most legendary blue motherfucker since the invention of pizza.
That guy with the cape and the eye mask is a total mess. He loses his socks in the dark.
I swear Pajama Sam’s life is just one big damn disaster.