Pajama Sam

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The most insane blue motherfucker in the whole damn universe. Wearing that stupid red cape and that black eye mask like it’s a damn crown. Can’t even find his damn socks without a holy fucking war breaking out.
My brother thinks Pajama Sam is the most legendary blue motherfucker since the invention of pizza.
That guy with the cape and the eye mask is a total mess. He loses his socks in the dark.
I swear Pajama Sam’s life is just one big damn disaster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you’re so damn turned on by someone, you start acting like a total idiot and can’t stop thinking about them.
I told my crush I was Pajama Sam. It was the worst decision ever.
She said I was Pajama Sam. I didn’t know what that meant, but I was flattered.
I asked my crush if she was Pajama Sam. She said no. I died.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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That hot guy who tries to mess with you in the game. He’s got a stupid cape and an even stupider attitude. He thinks he’s the king of the dark.
Pajama Sam is the worst. He thinks he’s the king of the dark, but he can’t even find his socks.
That guy with the cape is trying to ruin my day. I hate him.
Pajama Sam is hot, but he’s also a total pain in the ass.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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