Paitao
You say you're going to be there and then you don't show up, and when you finally do show up, you're like 'Oh, I was busy being a disappointment.'
We all said we'd go to the park and then you showed up 2 hours late and said you were busy being a disappointment.
You said you'd be there for the game and then you showed up 3 hours late and said you were busy with your life.
We all planned to go to the mall and then you showed up 4 hours late and said you were too busy being lazy.