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When you all decide to do something fun and then you vanish like a fart in a hurricane, and your excuse is either stupid or you just didn't show up at all

I said I'd meet you at the mall and then I went to sleep and forgot about life.

You said you'd come to the party but you were too busy watching cat videos.

We all agreed to go to the park and then you just disappeared, and I still don't know why.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Making a promise to your squad and then ghosting them like they're not even your best friend, just because you're too busy being a disappointment

I told you I'd be there for the game and then I went to sleep and never woke up.

You said you'd help me move but you were too busy playing video games.

We all agreed to go to the beach and you just said you had to work and then never showed up.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Coming up with a plan with your friends and then vanishing like a bad smell, and your excuse is either weak or you didn't even bother to give one

We all said we'd go to the concert and then you said you had to work and then never showed up.

You told me you'd come to the party but you were too busy watching Netflix.

We planned to hang out and then you just disappeared and never said why.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You say you're going to be there and then you don't show up, and when you finally do show up, you're like 'Oh, I was busy being a disappointment.'

We all said we'd go to the park and then you showed up 2 hours late and said you were busy being a disappointment.

You said you'd be there for the game and then you showed up 3 hours late and said you were busy with your life.

We all planned to go to the mall and then you showed up 4 hours late and said you were too busy being lazy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you make a plan with your friends and then you just disappear, and when you finally show up, you act like it's not your fault

We all said we'd go to the concert and then you disappeared for 2 hours and showed up like nothing happened.

You said you'd be there for the party and then you disappeared and showed up like it was nothing.

We all planned to go to the beach and then you disappeared and showed up like you were never gone.

by Slangipedia 6d ago