paisja
Being a paisja means you're smart, you’re always there for you, and you’ll even cry with you when your dog eats your homework.
I told my paisja I failed my math test, and she cried with me until I got a B+
My paisja showed up to my concert wearing a peach costume and screamed louder than the lead singer
When I got grounded, paisja texted me ‘you’re still my favorite kid’ and sent me a pizza