paisja

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Paisja is like a freakin’ genius peach who thinks you’re the best friend ever, even when you’re being a total loser.

I just got yelled at by my mom and paisja texted me ‘you’re still my favorite idiot’

My math teacher called me a paisja because I aced the test but cried during it

Paisja showed up to my birthday party with a cake shaped like a peach and a calculator

A paisja is someone who knows everything, loves you more than your ex, and will text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you’re okay.

My paisja called me at midnight saying ‘I know you’re still up’ and I had no choice but to answer

I failed my history test, and paisja sent me a meme of a crying peach with the caption ‘you’ll get it next time’

Paisja showed up to my soccer game wearing a peach shirt and told the ref he was wrong

Being a paisja means you're smart, you’re always there for you, and you’ll even cry with you when your dog eats your homework.

I told my paisja I failed my math test, and she cried with me until I got a B+

My paisja showed up to my concert wearing a peach costume and screamed louder than the lead singer

When I got grounded, paisja texted me ‘you’re still my favorite kid’ and sent me a pizza