paisja
A paisja is someone who knows everything, loves you more than your ex, and will text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you’re okay.
My paisja called me at midnight saying ‘I know you’re still up’ and I had no choice but to answer
I failed my history test, and paisja sent me a meme of a crying peach with the caption ‘you’ll get it next time’
Paisja showed up to my soccer game wearing a peach shirt and told the ref he was wrong