Paisanics
A person of Italian descent who thinks being Italian is the best thing ever. They yell a lot, talk too much, and think sauce is a language.
Paisanics! You talk like you’re in a restaurant. We’re just eating pizza!
You say ‘paisanics’ like it’s a title. You’re just an overgrown kid.
You yell ‘paisanics’ so loud, I think you’re trying to wake up the dead.