Paisanics

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A messy mix of Italian and English that Italian Americans use when they're too lazy to speak proper English but too proud to sound dumb.
Hey, paisanics! You got more sauce on your face than in your pasta!
Why you talkin' like you’re from the moon? This is America, not Sicily!
You said ‘pizzazza’ like it was a fancy word. It’s just pizza.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way Italians or Italian Americans call each other like they’re family, even if they don’t know each other. It’s like saying ‘bro’ but with more yelling and sauce.
Hey, paisanics! You still eat bread with your hands? I thought you evolved!
You call me ‘paisanics’ like we’re related. We’re just two guys who like garlic bread.
Paisanics! You think you’re my brother? I’ve had more brothers than you’ve had meals.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sicilian word for someone who’s from the same place as you, but it's also used when you’re too loud and proud to be quiet.
Paisanics! You yell louder than my uncle at a football game!
You say ‘paisanics’ like you’re from the same town. I’ve never seen your town.
You’re not a paisanics, you’re a loud Italian who thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person of Italian descent who thinks being Italian is the best thing ever. They yell a lot, talk too much, and think sauce is a language.
Paisanics! You talk like you’re in a restaurant. We’re just eating pizza!
You say ‘paisanics’ like it’s a title. You’re just an overgrown kid.
You yell ‘paisanics’ so loud, I think you’re trying to wake up the dead.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A word used by Italians to call each other like they’re from the same village, but it also means you’re loud, proud, and think sauce is the only thing that matters.
Hey, paisanics! You talk like you’re from the same village. I’ve never been to your village.
You say ‘paisanics’ like it’s a religion. It’s just loud Italian people.
You think you’re a paisanics? You’re just a loud Italian with a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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