pairaplegic
When your coding partner turns into a useless blob during pair programming and can’t even grab a soda without screaming for help.
My partner asked me to get him water. I brought him a whole damn cooler.
He couldn’t click the ‘File’ menu. I had to drag his hand like he was a toddler.
He tried to save the file but forgot how to press ‘Enter’. I threw my coffee at the screen.