pairaplegic

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When your coding partner turns into a useless blob during pair programming and can’t even grab a soda without screaming for help.

My partner asked me to get him water. I brought him a whole damn cooler.

He couldn’t click the ‘File’ menu. I had to drag his hand like he was a toddler.

He tried to save the file but forgot how to press ‘Enter’. I threw my coffee at the screen.

When your partner is so lost in pair programming, they forget how to breathe and definitely can’t fetch their own snack.

He asked me to bring him a chip. I brought him a whole bag of chips and a napkin.

I tried to explain how to open the fridge. He said ‘Why would I do that?’

He couldn’t find his phone. I had to call his mom for backup.

When your pair programming partner is so brain-dead from coding, they can’t even walk to the bathroom without yelling ‘Help me!’

He asked me to bring him a towel. I brought him a towel and a whole bottle of water.

He couldn’t push the button on the elevator. I had to yell at it for him.

He tried to text his friend but spilled coffee on his phone. I gave up.