pair of medics
When you’re so hurt you can’t move and need two people to carry your ass like it’s a bag of garbage
I got hit by a truck and my buddy had to drag me out of the road like I was a dead raccoon
My knee exploded and my friend had to hold my leg while another guy carried me like I was a broken toy
I broke my arm and needed two people to hold me up so I didn’t fall on my face