pair of medics

I got hit by a truck and my buddy had to drag me out of the road like I was a dead raccoon

My knee exploded and my friend had to hold my leg while another guy carried me like I was a broken toy

I broke my arm and needed two people to hold me up so I didn’t fall on my face

I got tackled and was screaming like a banshee, so my friends had to hold me down before I turned into a human scream machine

My leg was on fire and my buddy had to calm me down while another guy held me up

I got stabbed and two people had to keep me from running away in pain

My back was on fire and I was sobbing like I’d lost my best friend, so my friends had to hold me up while I cried

I got run over by a bike and was bawling like it was the end of the world, so two people had to support me

My foot looked like a tomato and I was crying like I just failed math forever

I got thrown off a ladder and my friends had to hold me up before I collapsed like a sack of bricks

My arm was twisted and I was shaking like a leaf, so two people had to help me stand

I broke my nose and was sniffling like a sad puppy, so my buddies had to keep me from falling over

I got hit by a car and was drooling like I had no brain, so my friends had to help me up

My leg looked like a sausage and I was shaking like a nervous mouse, so two people had to hold me steady

I had a bruise the size of a cow and was whining like I’d been tortured

I got kicked in the face and was blubbering like I’d lost my entire life, so my friends had to help me stand

My foot was swollen and I was groaning like I’d been through hell, so two people had to carry me

I got run over by a bus and was moaning like I was dying, so my buddies had to hold me up