paipsey
Paipsey is like the worst version of yourself. Pale, pointless, and so plain you'd rather watch paint dry than look at them.
"He looked like he hadn’t slept in a week and had never eaten.", @TrinidadTrash
"She’s so weak, she can't even hold her own coffee.", #CoffeeFail
"He's so boring, I fell asleep during his story.", @BoringBrother