paipsey

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A paipsey is someone so clueless and cowardly they can't even make a decent decision without crying like a baby.

"You call that a plan? I could've done better with one eye shut!", @Paipsey4Life

"He ran from a chicken. That’s not fear, that’s paipsey.", #ChickenChaos

"She said yes to the job. Now she's crying in the bathroom like it's her first heartbreak.", @WorkWoes

A paipsey is someone so ugly and soft they can't even get it up, and if they did, they’d probably fall asleep mid-lick.

"He looked like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.", @UglyTruth

"She tried to kiss me. I didn’t feel anything but shame.", #BadKiss

"He’s so weak, his hair can’t even hold up.", @HairLossHater

Paipsey is a word for someone or something that's the worst at everything they try. They make life harder just by being there.

"He failed his math test and cried in front of the teacher.", #MathDisaster

"She tried to cook dinner, and it turned into a fire.", @BurnedDinner

"He can't even beat up a video game character.", #VideoGameFail

Paipsey is like the worst version of yourself. Pale, pointless, and so plain you'd rather watch paint dry than look at them.

"He looked like he hadn’t slept in a week and had never eaten.", @TrinidadTrash

"She’s so weak, she can't even hold her own coffee.", #CoffeeFail

"He's so boring, I fell asleep during his story.", @BoringBrother