paipsey
A paipsey is someone so ugly and soft they can't even get it up, and if they did, they’d probably fall asleep mid-lick.
"He looked like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.", @UglyTruth
"She tried to kiss me. I didn’t feel anything but shame.", #BadKiss
"He’s so weak, his hair can’t even hold up.", @HairLossHater