paipa
Paipa is a Latin hot mess who looks like a goddess but has the temper of a dragon. She'll curse you out in three languages if you even think about lying to her.
You said you'd bring chips. You brought candy. She screamed your name in Spanish and Italian.
She told you she was going to bed. You texted her at 2 AM. She sent a photo of you with a hot dog on your head.
You lied about liking her playlist. She played it full volume while you were asleep.