paipa

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Paipa is a Latin hot mess who looks like a goddess but has the temper of a dragon. She'll curse you out in three languages if you even think about lying to her.
You said you'd bring chips. You brought candy. She screamed your name in Spanish and Italian.
She told you she was going to bed. You texted her at 2 AM. She sent a photo of you with a hot dog on your head.
You lied about liking her playlist. She played it full volume while you were asleep.
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Paipa is a New Zealand beauty who will punch your lights out if you annoy her. She's got the looks, the skills, and the power to make you regret every lie ever told.
You told her she was ugly. She laughed in your face and then beat you up with a volleyball.
She asked you to do something simple. You said no. She used Widow on Overwatch to kill you 12 times.
You lied about her playlist again. She played it so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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