Painus Cupcake
A weird kid who looks like Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He yells the same stupid line every time and then swallows people whole.
He yelled at my mom, 'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' and then ate her. My dad didn’t even blink.
He came to my birthday party and ate my cake. Then he ate me.
He logged into my game and ate my character. I died. Literally.