Painus Cupcake

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A smelly, messy version of Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He yells, 'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' and then chomps your face off like it’s a snack.
'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' he said, then bit my head clean off.
He walked into the cafeteria and ate the whole lunch line. No one survived.
He started a food fight and ended up eating the principal. That’s how it went.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A weird kid who looks like Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He yells the same stupid line every time and then swallows people whole.
He yelled at my mom, 'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' and then ate her. My dad didn’t even blink.
He came to my birthday party and ate my cake. Then he ate me.
He logged into my game and ate my character. I died. Literally.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A walking snack bar dressed like Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He says the same dumb phrase and then shoves people into his mouth like they’re cookies.
He came to my school and ate the gym teacher. Then he ate the principal. Then he ate me.
He showed up during my math test and ate my paper. I failed because of him.
He logged into my game and ate my character. I was so mad I cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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