Painty Hand
A person who thinks they’re deep just because they know one weird word and wear clothes that look like they came from a trash can. They probably think they’re rich because they own a shirt and a pair of pants.
Painty Hand said, 'I’m not broke. I’m just broke in a stylish way.'
Painty Hand tried to be cool by talking about 'the void' and got laughed at.
Painty Hand wore a shirt with a hole and called it 'a badge of honor.'