Painty Hand

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A hipster with the brain of a baby and the face of a drowned raccoon. They think they're cool just because they know the word 'existentialism' and wear $2 shirts from Goodwill like they're wearing designer clothes.

@PaintyHand: 'I don't need a job. I have existentialism.'

Painty Hand just tried to explain 'the meaning of life' to a barista and got fired.

Painty Hand wears a shirt with a hole in it and calls it 'avant-garde.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A person who thinks they’re special just because they read books and wear weird clothes. They probably think they’re rich because they own three shirts and call them 'a wardrobe.'

Painty Hand said, 'I don’t need money. I have soul.' Then he bought a $1 sandwich with his soul.

Painty Hand cried in a coffee shop because his 'existential crisis' was just a bad day.

Painty Hand tried to start a band with three people and called it 'The Existentialists.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A hipster who thinks they're the king of the world, but everyone else just thinks they're a dork. They probably look in the mirror and yell 'I am the chosen one!' while wearing mismatched socks.

Painty Hand yelled at a sandwich, 'You are not worthy of my existence!'

Painty Hand tried to explain 'existentialism' to a dog and got ignored.

Painty Hand wore a shirt backwards and called it 'a fashion statement.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A person who thinks they’re deep just because they know one weird word and wear clothes that look like they came from a trash can. They probably think they’re rich because they own a shirt and a pair of pants.

Painty Hand said, 'I’m not broke. I’m just broke in a stylish way.'

Painty Hand tried to be cool by talking about 'the void' and got laughed at.

Painty Hand wore a shirt with a hole and called it 'a badge of honor.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A person who thinks they're the most important person in the world, but everyone else just thinks they're a loser. They probably read books and talk about life while eating a $1 burger.

Painty Hand said, 'I don’t need a job. I have a vision.' Then he got fired.

Painty Hand tried to start a band with a cat and called it 'The Void.'

Painty Hand cried in a coffee shop because his 'vision' was just a bad day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A person who thinks they're the most edgy person in the world, but everyone else just thinks they're a mess. They probably wear clothes from the thrift store and think they're rich.

Painty Hand said, 'I don’t need money. I have soul.' Then he bought a sandwich with his soul.

Painty Hand tried to explain 'the meaning of life' to a dog and got ignored.

Painty Hand wore a shirt with a hole and called it 'a fashion statement.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago