painting your toenails
A lie you tell when you're about to kiss someone's butt and then spit on it.
He said he was painting his toes, but I saw him giving the teacher a big lick.
She told her friends she was doing her nails, but I heard her whispering 'I’m coming for you' to the principal.
My brother called me to say he was painting his toes, and I knew it meant he was about to hit me with a mop.
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