painting your toenails

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A sneaky way to tell someone you're about to give them the worst facial of their life.

My cousin said she was painting her toenails, and I knew she was coming for me.

He told his mom he was doing his nails, but I saw him eating a sandwich in the bathroom.

She said she had a headache, but I know she was just pretending to paint her toes so she could make me suffer.

A lie you tell when you're about to kiss someone's butt and then spit on it.

He said he was painting his toes, but I saw him giving the teacher a big lick.

She told her friends she was doing her nails, but I heard her whispering 'I’m coming for you' to the principal.

My brother called me to say he was painting his toes, and I knew it meant he was about to hit me with a mop.

A cheap trick used when you don’t want to do the real work of making someone cry.

She said she was painting her toenails, but I knew it meant she was going to throw my lunch in the trash.

He told me he was doing his toes so he could skip math class, but I saw him eating a donut in the hallway.

My friend said she was painting her nails because she wanted to avoid getting grounded, but I know she just wants to make me scream.