Painting the shop
Scooping out the dried, crusted mess that’s been sitting in someone’s butt hole for days and licking it like it’s a goddamn ice cream cone.
My cousin painted the shop after my uncle took a 2-week nap and then farted.
My mom painted the shop because my brother forgot to wipe.
I painted the shop because my dad said I had a 'clogged sewer pipe.'