Painting the shop

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Scooping out the dried, crusted mess that’s been sitting in someone’s butt hole for days and licking it like it’s a goddamn ice cream cone.

My cousin painted the shop after my uncle took a 2-week nap and then farted.

My mom painted the shop because my brother forgot to wipe.

I painted the shop because my dad said I had a 'clogged sewer pipe.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A software that lets you mess around with pictures like they’re your ex’s Instagram feed. It does all sorts of formats, including the ones you’ve never even heard of. And it’s way easier than that fancy Photoshop stuff.

I used Paint Shop Pro to make my dog look like a vampire. It was easy.

My sister used it to turn her cat into a zombie. I laughed for an hour.

My dad used it to make his portrait look like a cartoon. It was weird.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A place where Joe Mamma goes to buy paint, but also where he probably got stuck in a paint can once.

Joe Mamma painted the shop every Tuesday. It was a tradition.

The paint shop was the only place Joe Mamma could go without getting yelled at.

Joe Mamma painted the shop because he forgot his keys and had to use the paint can as a door.

by Slangipedia 7d ago