painting the drive
You have sex with a girl on her period and then wipe your junk on her stomach like you’re cleaning up after a mess.
I had the worst time of my life, and I still wiped my junk on her like she was a mop.
He didn’t even ask if it was okay, he just did it and called it 'post-period hygiene.'
She said it was the most painful thing ever, but also kind of funny.