painting the drive

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You run out of your house with a spray can in hand, chasing the train like a maniac and drenching it in neon green while your friends laugh at you from the sidewalk.

I sprinted after that train like it was my ex and I had a paint can for revenge.

My buddy sprayed the whole side of the train while I stood there screaming, 'This is for all the times you ignored me!'

I got so distracted by painting the train that I forgot to do my math homework.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

You have sex with a girl on her period and then wipe your junk on her stomach like you’re cleaning up after a mess.

I had the worst time of my life, and I still wiped my junk on her like she was a mop.

He didn’t even ask if it was okay, he just did it and called it 'post-period hygiene.'

She said it was the most painful thing ever, but also kind of funny.

by Slangipedia 4h ago